listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like
- People on HGTV shows: wow this house is perfect and it's $150,000 less than our budget! Look at the open concept floor plan! Oh but wait... the master bathroom doesn't have a double vanity! I hate this house let's leave right now
All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows.
my dash has been really dead lately and i want to follow more people so please reblog this if you post any of the following!
- skeleton pornography
- dubstep remixes of classical music
- the mere concept of applebees
- steve buscemi’s head photoshopped onto skeleton pornography
- ｔｈｅ ｖｏｉｄ
- nyan~ neko sugar girls