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“Tonight, I want you to forget all of your insecurities. I want you to reject anyone or anything that’s ever made you feel like you don’t belong or don’t fit in, or made you feel like you’re not good enough or pretty enough or thin enough or can’t sing well enough or dance well enough or write a song well enough or like you’ll never win a GRAMMY OR YOU’LL NEVER SELL OUT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN! YOU JUST REMEMBER THAT YOU’RE A GODDAMN SUPERSTAR, AND YOU WERE BORN THIS WAY!” - Lady Gaga
(Source: theelectric-chapel)
(Source: theelectric-chapel)
- Lindsay: GAGA.
- Lauren: I KNOW. We're going to have to spend tomorrow practicing being nonchalant.
- Lindsay: Acting too cool. "Oh Gaga do you come here too?!"
- Lauren: "Oh Gags, may I call you Gags? How totally normal to see you here in this place where we always are."
- Lindsay: "TYPICAL MONDAY HO HUM YES."
- Lauren: "Isn't Snug Harbor just GORGEOUS this time of year? We come here every October 10th, it's a totally normal tradition that we have."
- Lindsay: "If we had know you would be here we would have dressed up. No one tells us anything."
- Lauren: "How embarrassing. I apologize. You see, we're in our afternoon constitutional outfits. We figured this was just a normal day, same old, same old."
- Lindsay: She doesn't even know what's coming.
- Lauren: This slowly devolved into a Monty Python sketch.



